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Sex is supposed to be fun, so I decided that my sex toy reviews should be fun as well! I try and keep things light and informal while at the same time I promise to be passionate about giving you useful information full of juicy details that can help you navigate through today’s offerings of designer male sex toys. And we’ll pass along amazing deals as we find them. Make this website your go-to resource for everything you need to know about building your sex toy box!

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Just when you thought that the world of automatic blowjobs couldn’t get any better, the makers of the original Autoblow come out with the Autoblow A.I. For the first time ever, a machine actually strokes my cock better than any woman I’ve ever had! The newest technology they’ve put in the A.I. machine is a full stroker inside the shaft of the machine so that your ENTIRE member gets stroked - just like the best deep throat blowjob you’ve ever had. But the best part is that you can get these blowjobs whenever you want! And although I’ve always been a huge fan of the Autoblow line, I was blown away (pun totally intended) when I tried the A.I. version. Plus, it’s got a pause button - made specifically for the joy of edging! So whether you’re looking to simply enjoy the act of explosive orgasms, or you want to learn to last longer for those times you might actually have a partner you’re trying to impress - then this is the perfect addition! It makes it super easy to pause just before climax, then see how many times you can do that before you blow your load!

But perhaps you’re wondering where the A.I. comes in?

I did too. And yes, A.I. stands for artificial intelligence. Because A.I. was actually used to understand and replicate real life blowjob techniques - which means there is seriously NO other automatic blowjob machine that feels as realistic as this one! And I would know - I’ve tried pretty much all of them! So if you’re ready to have incredibly realistic blowjobs whenever and wherever you want them (who DOESN’T want that?!) then I can’t recommend the Autoblow A.I. enough! Get ready for this high-tech machine to literally BLOW your mind! You won’t be disappointed!

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Best Selling Masturbators

If you’re getting all the blowjobs you can handle, you are one of the lucky few! Most guys just don’t get enough. That’s exactly why the Autoblow 2 was invented. It’s a fully automatic blowjob machine that will give you no questions asked deep throat blowjobs when you want, and for as long as you want. You don’t have to earn it, you don’t have to beg for it, you just sit back, lube up, slide in and switch on. The Autoblow 2’s multi-speed controller blows you as slow or as fast as you want to go. This top selling male masturbator never gets bored or tired or talks to its friends for hours on the phone. It just keeps riding up and down the full length of your cock with longing, hungry strokes. Two rows of motorized beads create a mind blowing sucking motion. The Autoblow 2 is equipped with interchangeable sleeves, coming in different sizes for smaller, average and bigger guys and each of them are reusable for a lifetime of high quality head. Buy more and get a big discount. Life’s too short to suck. Let the Autoblow 2 do it.

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The Fleshlight is to fucking what the Autoblow 2 is to sucking! The Fleshlight is fake pussy at its wad blowing best. The patented Real Feel Super Skin sleeves provide an awesome choice of beads, nubs, air suction chambers and super tight ribbed tunnels. The way these sleeves get to work sliding deliciously up and down on your cock have made the Fleshlight the world’s most wanted sex toy for men. Guys love the Fleshlight because it’s a master of disguise. On the outside it’s just a flashlight, but open up this awesome male masturbator and you have the most realistic looking pussy, mouth or butt for you to lube up and start pumping. The Fleshlight isn’t just like the real thing it’s way more intense – and one thing’s for sure, you’ll experience orgasms like you’ve never had before. You can even build your own Fleshlight. Choose the canister color, the type of orifice and sleeve you desire and they send you the best masturbation toy of your wet dreams.

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As more and more guys are discovering, some of the best orgasms are to be had not from the penis, but inside the anus. Radical, but true. The male g-spot is tucked away two inches inside your anus towards the front. It’s a walnut shaped gland called the prostate which when gently stimulated can produce not just one orgasm but multiple orgasms that come in waves – now the kind of orgasms that women enjoy and feel superior about can also be enjoyed by men. How? It’s so simple with the Mangasm prostate massagers. Just lubricate yourself with a good quality anal lube, carefully insert the Mangasm and it will quickly locate your prostate. After that it does all the work for you. You’ll start to feel pleasurable muscle contractions with every slight shift of your body. After some practice you will start to experience mind blowing g-spot orgasms which come in waves. Mangasm; it’s the sexual equivalent of the high sky dive – you have to try it at least once in your lifetime because it is such an incredible rush.

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Male Masturbation Techniques

Fistfight

This is the standard jerk off technique for guys jerking off the world over. It’s even become a universally recognised ‘wanker’ hand sign. If you can’t master this one you getter go back to making daisy chains.

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A Little History on Sex Toys

I’ll never look at olive oil the same way again. Used to be, it was what it was … a healthful, diverse product squeezed from the delicious olive to enhance our food and keep our garlic from sticking to the pan. Diverse indeed. In researching the history of sex toys, I found that since around 350 B.C., cooking with this slippery fruit juice doesn’t happen only in the kitchen. Our ancestors were making sex wilder with olive oil lube. Mmmm!

It was quite a clever idea, really, and after all, KY Jelly wouldn’t come along until 1927, and even then it was sold only to doctors until 1980. But what all were our great, great, great, great (you get the idea) grandparents putting this organic lube on, we might wonder? Well, I might wonder. Maybe for you that’s TMI, but my curiosity was peaked. Turns out Gram and Gramps may have been slathering up their very own dildo. Although Upper Paleolithic art dating back more than 30,000 years contains images of the dildo, the real thing was erected around 500 B.C. when Greece gave the world its first “olisbo.”

Although art and relics of ancient cultures from Egypt to China and Rome to Amsterdam show us that sex play enthusiasts worldwide got on board with the olisbo or other toys of choice, Big Brother wasn’t exactly rolling out the welcome mat for these enhancers of erotica. Case in point: nevermind that the Roman Empire gave us the luscious word “sex” from its Latin “sexus.” If you ventured into sex toyland in Middle Ages Rome, you could end up as barbecue on a stake.

300 A.D.

Wanting more of a good thing, the good folks of approximately 300 A.D. invented the penis extender, version 1 of the modern prosthetic penis attachment (PPA). This cylinder enhanced length by cloaking the erect penis … a lucky fellow that would get more help from 1907’s Penis Stiffener for erectile dysfunction. Maybe not widely thought of as a “toy,” but tell that to the man’s satiated partner.

Ben Wa Balls

“Play ball” took on a whole new meaning near 500 A.D. Solid, or hollow with clappers that rang as they rolled around in the vagina, Ben Wa balls entered our consciousness as a single unit that amped up a man’s intercourse experience. Later use would see them come (hee hee) in sets of two to help women buff up their pelvic floor muscles (read: the modern Kegel exercise).

About 655 A.D., “the mirror has two faces” became “the mirror has two or more body parts” when the Chinese added reflective glass to the sex accessory palette.

Lock Up Your Daughters

Not exactly considered a “toy” except maybe to the keeper of the key, the chastity belt found the light of day in 12th century Europe, leaving the women it sealed to only dream of a whimsical escapade with an EVOO drenched olisbo.

The Chinese Invent The Cock Ring

In China, the year 1200 spawned the proto cock ring. It was the ancestor of the modern cock ring circa 1600, some of which were paired with the clitoral stimulator to offer a 2-for-1 deal. Carved dragon tongues extended from the cock ring to show the clitoris some love during intercourse.

Dildo Means “Delight”

The name we’ve all come to know was born in Renaissance Italy in the 14th through 16th centuries, when “diletto,” meaning “delight,” evolved into “dildo.” (The Latin “dilatare,” meaning “to open wide,” may have also had an influence). Stone, wood, leather or ivory penises popped up at the hands of skilled craftsman.

BDSM Old School

Kinky wasn’t exactly kind to patrons of European brothels around 1750, who submitted to the dawning of bondage/sadomasochism. Compliments of debated literature, the end of that century saw the popularization of BDSM and its many toys, including restraints, harnesses and whips. Giddyup!

Rubber Comes Into The Picture

In 1844, vulcanization made rubber stronger and more pliable, opening the gates for the invention of rubber condoms, dildos and other sex toys. Fast forward to 1930, and latex rubber’s lighter, softer, and more elastic composition not only put contraception ahead by leaps and bounds, but, just as importantly , led to our modern latex sex toys.

Vibrators Arrive!

Ironically, Victorian England had hopped on the “sex toys are taboo” bandwagon, but the mid-19th century gave us the vibrator, butt plug, and rubber dildo! And that era’s health spas provided “civilized” alternatives to hand-powered self-serve by way of steam-powered, vibrating devices and water jets spouting “medicinal waters.”

This is Hysterical

Although the blessing couldn’t be truly appreciated until the 1900s, the heavens opened in 1869, when an American physician unveiled the world’s first vibrator―primitive and torturous looking as it was. Doctors serviced “hysterical” women with this bulky, steam-powered number to relieve their “illness.” This hysteria (Greek for “suffering uterus”) was defined by symptoms including sexual fantasies, pelvic heaviness, and excessive vaginal lubrication (can anyone say “arousal”?). Because women in the Victorian era were not seen as sexual, these “hysterical” ladies were considered diseased and got some one-on-one time with the old jalopy. This was meant to relieve pre-vibrator physicians of having to manually bring the patient to orgasm to relieve her hysteria. (!) I wonder if my health insurance would cover that!

Massage Therapy?

A significant departure from its forefather and more closely resembling the modern vibe, the first electromechanical vibrator debuted in 1882. But, as with most of their history (which is thankfully fading as today’s toys swim closer and closer to the mainstream), sex toys were masked as tools of “massage therapy.” So, we’ll play along here. This smaller, battery-powered “massager” designed by a British physician even came with attachments that liken to today’s, enabling doctors to vary vibrations to best treat the “hysteria.”

Health And Relaxation

From 1900 to 1920, the plug-in home vibrator shimmied right down from the heavens. This “health and relaxation aid” was advertised with verbiage such as “pleasure” and “throb” and graced the pages of many conventional magazines, as well as the Sears, Roebuck & Co. catalog.

A 1921 issue of Hearst’s Magazine told men to keep their wives young and pretty and hysteria-free with a vibrator. Sounds like a dandy cure-all to me! Where’s my husband …

A Backwards Step

Through erotic cinema in which women openly used vibrators for their actual purpose (c’mon, who were those stuffed shirts trying to fool?!), the concept of vibes as sex aids was exposed, and by 1930 they were plainly marketed and available to all … heaven forbid! General society was still stuck in the “sex is shameful” rut, and as porn flicks continued to roll the awful truth, the “massager” concept walked the plank and vibrators followed, virtually disappearing from the public.

Free Love

Thirty years later, “Free Love” of the ’60s got the vibe back in its rightful place and helped increase accessibility of all sex toys by getting them in specialized retail outlets and magazines. In the decades since, this liberation from the chains of judgment and ridicule continues to blossom, with sex toys of all shapes, sizes, colors, designs and purposes constantly evolving and being easily accessible in specialty stores and online.

You’ve Come A Long Way Baby

Today’s toy makers are escalating sensual adventure to pure decadence with a new breed of play things- meticulously engineered and masterfully designed pieces of art that take luxury to the nines. Elegant, sleek designs in a striking collection of colors; medical grades of silicone and metal; toxin-free materials; ecologically conscious compositions; and a buffet of speed, stimulation and pleasure modes to feed the erotic hunger of the most hard to please horn dog on earth. They can be specifically designed for stimulating a certain “yes please” zone. They can come in a richly painted wooden box in which the spoiled toy perches on a satin pillow, ready to spoil you in turn. And they can knock your very socks off.

Designer Toys

Take for instance the brilliant creations of LELO, that in addition to the ergonomically curved, vibrators, has gone full tilt with its Luxe collection of stainless steel and 18K gold plate pleasure objects. Award-winning JimmyJane brings us Form 6, a waterproof vibe with lighted buttons whose motors on opposite ends operate independently in both speed and mode, and the virtually silent Little Chroma that is super lightweight and compact, holds hot or cold temperatures, and on just one little battery delivers a fine-tuned resonant vibration that is huge on “YES!” Innovator Fun Factory delivers Delight, a velvety silicone, rechargeable vibe that powers up right inside its case, and whose S design curves perfectly to a woman’s body to send her into orbit on rocket power vibration.

No More Olive Oil Thank You!

And then there’s modern lube, transcending even the most highly evolved sex toy to an even higher level of WOW! The family tree sprouting from Great Grandmother Olive Oil and Grandfather KY has brought lubricant to thrilling new heights. You can choose from long-lasting silicone based lube, or water-based in varying consistencies that treats your taste buds to a rainbow of flavors. Today’s lube can even heat up during use to warm the ole cockles.

From the cold, stone, idle olisbo to the fabulous, forward thinking, dancing masterpieces of today, sex toys have been serving us tantalizing sensation south of the border for thousands of years. Through the creative and wonderfully naughty minds of our forefathers, and foremothers, and from the generations who dared to carry the torch despite the threat of ridicule and persecution, sex toys have secured their place in history as playmates we don’t want to, and shouldn’t have to, live without.