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But buddy, it ain’t your Momma in this fix and if sex toys will give you the leg up you need to climb out of the doldrums and feel on top of your life who is she to question your methods. This is a new decade lads and you’ve got to go with the flow and modern men today think nothing of using a sex aid or two to spice up their love life which in turn will most certainly spice up the rest of their lives.
So don’t be slow, get some sex toys and everyone around you will notice a difference in your attitude. Keep smiling and have that cake delivered.
