Editor’s Pick
- Autoblow A.I.
- Artificial Intelligence
- 100% Silicone Sleeves
- Sleeves Can Be Changed
- Great Beginner’s Toy
- Hand Free
- Easy To Clean
- Kiiroo Onyx 2
- Hands Free
- USB Rechargeable
- Sliding Scale Of Speed
- Sleeves can be changed
- Elegant And Discreet
- Easy To Clean
- Autoblow 2+ XT
- 100% Hands Free
- No Batteries Needed
- Industrial Strength Motor
- Interchangeable Sleeves
- Realistic Artificial Skin Material
- Sleeves Are Easy To Clean
Scene 1:
It’s Friday evening and four fat guys, regulars, are at the bar, they all have a glass of beer in front of them. They drink. One says: “Hey, what about those Knicks?” “They need a new coach,” says another. There are nods of agreement. They drink and sit in a beery silence for a while. A third drinker pipes up: “What about the Maple Leafs?” “They haven’t got a chance. They would have to actually go to a sex toy shop just to get it up. They stink.” This causes a round of laughter which causes them to order another round of beer. They drink in a quiet way. They drink and drink and an order for another round breaks the silence. The last guy says: “Do you think that Man U can do it again?” And the answer all round is, “Not this year.” They all grunt knowingly a bit and drink again in silence. After this quiet beer they decide it is time to go, damn, because they have to all get home to the ball and chain.
Scene 2:
It’s Friday evening and four handsome athletic guys are sitting around a table in the little sex toy shop on the corner sipping white wine and they are indulging themselves with sushi. On the table are a variety of the products on sale at the shop. The first one says, “My woman loves this vibrator, she says she tingles for an entire day after we use it,” waving a large dildo in the air. “Dude,” says another, “that is the kind of dildo that will make my girl tingle as well. They all clink their glasses together in a toast to the dildo. “It’s the beads that make my girl go crazy,” said a third, “but she always says they are best if she does not have to dance the next day.” This brings howls of laughter out. More wine is poured, more sushi is eaten, and they all smile quietly. They are happy together, sitting in the sex toy shop, eating, drinking and waiting for their women to come and pick them up for a night out on the town.
