A penis pump to the rescue

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One of the greatest myths that runs through every culture is that as a man ages his carnal desires sort of peter out leaving him on the outside, sexless, like a neutered dog. Of course this is not true in the slightest. A healthy man’s sexual appetites are always a part of his essential makeup. But it is true that as a man gets on in years his ability to ‘get it up’ on command seems to dwindle.

Never fear lads. A penis pump is the very thing to cure any and all problems in this department. After a few moments of work the air pressure applied will stimulate the needed blood pressure and any man will be at full staff and ready to steam ahead into the steamiest encounter he may have in mind.

And even though some would look upon the introduction of a sex prop into their world of seduction would be in instant turn-off it need not be seen in that light at all. This is the perfect opportunity for two lovers to grow even more intimate. The penis pump can be employed as a magic part of the foreplay that makes sex the wonderland of sensual experience that men so truly enjoy.

So what was previously viewed as a masculine failing can be almost instantly turned into an intense session of male testosterone functioning at its hardest and sweatiest. Could sex be sweeter? Remember lads, with a pump in one hand the penis will certainly raise in the other.

About the author

Hi, I’m Joseph O’Connor. I am a twenty-six year old man from Texas, USA. I fell into writing about sex toys when I was looking for a way to both try new things and explore my body… Things progressed rapidly. It turns out there aren’t many (straight) men that can talk about sex the way I do without getting downright ridiculous. I’m always reading more/learning about the human body and sexual response and always looking for ways to improve my sex life (and that of those I come in contact with)

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