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There are, in every species on the planet, certain characteristics that prevail in their distinctness so that any animal that displays these characteristics can be easily identified with others of that species or a sub-species thereof. And a prevalent characteristic that runs through men is that each of them is a masturbator. Every guy on the face of this planet will pull out his penis and give it a tug or two for comfort or luck.
This is a characteristic marker that shows men as the sub-species of Homo sapiens: guys. And isn’t it just great to be a guy? There are other species markers that we carry, DNA for example, but what is the fun in looking at something that is too small to see? Guys you have the greatest appendage in the world and it loves to be touched, tickled and stroked at every minute of every day. This is a wonderful thing about being an animal that is a masturbator, there isn’t a single reason in the world for guys to stop. Now you do run into a few weirdoes, you the guys that say: I never masturbate because I have sufficient love in my life.
Now, of course, this particular man has to be lying because it is an indisputable fact that all men do masturbate. What is completely beyond the realm of belief is why any guy would say such a thing and even worse, why would he expect to be believed. Guys take control; do not let what some say is right in society be your guide. Stand up for whom and what you are. You are men so act like men. Play rough and talk tough and jerk off with regular abandon. Tell the world: I am a man and that makes me a masturbator!
