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Some of the things that we hear about in our daily lives receive a great deal of hype and promotion to make the average guy on the street believe that this latest of a string of latest stress busting ideas is the very one that needs to be practiced to make a complete and happy human being out of the man that may be pulling his hair out from anxiety. The media is determined to tell us that everything from the past (and in mediaspeak the past is any time before today’s breakfast) is not and should not be applicable in the world and lives of today’s men. Now this is a perfect example of a world gone mad.
Men should think back to their teenage years, and what time of life is more stressful than puberty? Was it not a simple matter of finding a private place to unzip, take in hand and masterbate to put a new perspective on the day, not to mention a well deserved smile on the face. But this is an old idea. There is nothing digital connected to this simple method of self-relief. No doctor, health expert, website needs to be consulted (nor to be paid it must be emphasized) in order for your everyday average man to reduce his stress levels and to feel good about himself.
This is because it is done entirely in a man’s mind (oh with a bit of hard stroking to help things along of course). And because a man’s mind is not directly connected to the so-called expert advice there is no way he will have to use his credit card or to turn on a computer or even to make a phone call to feel like a true man. Yes, it is quite plain that to masturbate is one of nature’s pure and true methods of self-help with no purchase needed. So with this in mind all of you strong guys out there that feel a little under the weather, or pushed into a corner by your boss, or even if you are having a love spat about who is the spotter at the gym you don’t need any online search engine to find the exquisite and ultimate relief.
So, follow nature’s will and take that stiffening in hand, pull and squeeze to your very heart’s content and the smile will become a sigh. So boys, masturbate regularly to maintain a calm lifestyle.
