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In private boy’s schools, the world over there seems to be a story that is causing a bit of a stir, an old stir. It is a story of mythic proportions. The story gets whispered at night, in the darkness while the boys are under their covers and supposed to be sleeping. And the story does get quite a few boys into a dither.
The story expounds the existence of a jerk off instruction manual and its mysterious methods of guaranteed maximum enjoyment from masturbation using its methods. Now boys, being boys, tend to wonder what it is they could possibly be doing wrong when they are playing with their dongs. It seems to them that it feels just fine, in fact, it usually feels just great, which is why they tend to play with their penises as often as they can possibly manage. But the whispers from the older boys are full of promise. If the boys could only find the jerk off instruction manual which is supposed to have been compiled by some long dead old boys then they would be on the road to an unknown form of heaven.
There are plans made to make a thorough search of the grounds and building. A grid plan would be drawn up, the boys are separated into teams and each team is allotted an area of that grid to search and scour for either clues or the manual itself. They all resolve to solve the mystery once and for all. Every boy wants to be assured of nirvana when he is stroking his penis so each boy is as eager as the next to find the manual. They would go down in history as not only for recovering the fabled book but for passing down the invaluable jack off information.
So at first light on a free day the teams form up, receive a pep talk and set out with mad abandon to find the mythic manual. One or two get so worked up about the expected result that they dash off behind an outbuilding and form a circle jerk in a pre-emptive celebration. After a long day’s fruitless searching in old cupboards and under woodpiles the boys gather once again in their rooms bemoaning the loss they feel. Now no one will be able to masturbate better. This is the point that a proctor or the head boy will begin the laughter. All of the older boys were in on the prank.
The jerk off instruction manual, they explain, is all in the words. Manual boys, use your hand!
