Editor’s Pick
- Autoblow A.I.
- Artificial Intelligence
- 100% Silicone Sleeves
- Sleeves Can Be Changed
- Great Beginner’s Toy
- Hand Free
- Easy To Clean
- Kiiroo Onyx 2
- Hands Free
- USB Rechargeable
- Sliding Scale Of Speed
- Sleeves can be changed
- Elegant And Discreet
- Easy To Clean
- Autoblow 2+ XT
- 100% Hands Free
- No Batteries Needed
- Industrial Strength Motor
- Interchangeable Sleeves
- Realistic Artificial Skin Material
- Sleeves Are Easy To Clean
If you walk down the streets of any big city today all you see is hustle and bustle, people moving as quickly as they can in every which way. Look at your life. Do you use a PDA to keep track of where you are supposed to be at any given minute of the day? Do you tell your friends that you will ‘slot them in’ when you mean that you have made a date to see them? Doesn’t this tell you something? Your life is too hectic and frazzled to even jack off. Do you have to make an appointment with yourself, have your PDA buzz you when it is time to get down to the business of sexual relief? These are sad statements about the world we live in and the resulting tensions on our lives.
A telephone used to be something that you would speak quietly into while you were at home but now, no matter where you are, on a bus, in a restaurant, and even at the opera, for crying out loud, someone is speaking very loudly about their most private lives. Can’t the men in this world get a little break, find some time for only them and luxuriate in a moment to jack off? Is this too much to ask?
Guys, if your lives are so solidly booked with appointments, work commitments, and family affairs that you need to have every minute written down how in the world are you going to find time for a date or to go out and meet a new woman to be your playmate?
The world has definitely got to slow down. The watchword of the last century; progress, has got to be scraped. This is a new century and needs a new slogan, a slogan that will allow all to realize that enough is enough. No more time need be scheduled, if a guy wants to take the time to jackoff more power to him. Just remember to turn off your phone before you start.
