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So you think that you can keep secrets. You think that you can do anything and if you say nothing no one will know the slightest bit about it. Well think again fella. Just think back to when you had that massive crush on the centre back for the senior football team when you were in high school. You never dared breathe a word about how you felt about the guy but everybody in the whole school knew. Except the centre back of course. It is exactly the same thing with hidden masturbation.
You and your new girl drift casually to the back stacks in the university library, never even glancing in each others direction, and seconds later are in the farthest reaches of the Art section, pants around your ankles and touching eachother, mutually masturbate and pressing your lips together. Secret, no one knows. But is it possible to be jacked off by your new beau without making some noise? Impossible and you are quickly spied, caught, not only pants down but merchandise in hand and pre-climax to make it so much the worse. Oh secrets, everyone believes that secrets are possible but should know that a secret is impossible to keep.
Not only do men have the urge to tell their innermost secrets to someone they feel is special, which is just like posting your secret on Facebook because they will certainly tell, but many guys just simply do things in such a manner that the dire secret is bound to be discovered. Every guy can remember that adolescent that he was visiting his Mum’s younger sister and after watching her bending for the dust feather, think a quick, quiet trip for some hidden masturbation would not only be completely in order but also entirely unnoticed. Hah, your aunt may be a goodie but she was not born yesterday.
The way you panted as she pumped telegraphed your clandestine trip and no sooner than you are penis pumping you will hear her voice at the door calling attention to your activity which may no longer be standing at attention. So forget about secrets. You have got to live in the open boys.
