Editor’s Pick


- Autoblow A.I.
- Artificial Intelligence
- 100% Silicone Sleeves
- Sleeves Can Be Changed
- Great Beginner’s Toy
- Hand Free
- Easy To Clean

- Kiiroo Onyx 2
- Hands Free
- USB Rechargeable
- Sliding Scale Of Speed
- Sleeves can be changed
- Elegant And Discreet
- Easy To Clean

- Autoblow 2+ XT
- 100% Hands Free
- No Batteries Needed
- Industrial Strength Motor
- Interchangeable Sleeves
- Realistic Artificial Skin Material
- Sleeves Are Easy To Clean
Scene 1:
Clara is a blowsy middle aged tart whose mind is always stuck in her knickers and any knickers she fancies she can get her hand into. She is cleaning the upstairs hall of the guesthouse where she works and she is working very slowly because she hates her job. As she passes the door to the toilet she hears a soft moan. Slyly grinning she gets to her knees to peek through the skeleton keyhole. She sees a naked boy with his fat stiff penis in his hand stroking himself and continuing to moan. This is a bit of all right she thinks and decides to give the lad a treat. She unbuttons her top and unclasps her bra. She then opens the door and quickly steps in shutting it quietly behind her. “Here lad,” she says in what she feels is her sexiest voice, “have a taste of the real things.” And she is squeezing her boobs and moving towards the shocked boy. His penis immediately deflates at the sight. “Get out you old bitch,” he gasped. Clara runs from the room crying and trying to cover herself. Later her friend, Doris, finds her sobbing in the kitchen. She said in explanation, “I saw a lovely boy masterbating in the upstairs toilet and when I showed him my tits his beautiful penis went entirely soft.”
Scene 2:
At a private school there were a group of the younger students crowded around a door peeking through the crack instead of doing their extra math studies as they had be instructed to do. In the group there was a mixed bag of quiet titters and a few tsk, tsk sounds that they had heard adults make when disappointed with the students and quite a few fresh faces reddened by blushes. Such a crowd in a school always seems to draw attention and sure enough it was only moments after the students had gathered to stare that one of the rather severe teacher spied them. Before the teacher could let out a shout condemning the students to more extra study one of the group rushed up to her and said in a low whisper, “Oh, there is a boy masterbating in the next room.” Sure as day dawns this distracted the teacher from assigning extra work as she pushed to the front and peered through the crack. The teacher gulped. “Well students,” she said very quietly, “this is something that I will have to deal with. You shall promptly return to your studies this minute and, for the sake of the other boy say not a word about this.” When the group had dispersed he looked through the crack again at the magnificent penis and smiled. She pushed through the door and said, “Now, I want you to let me help you with that.”