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So you are about to embark upon the newest part of your life. You have made a decision to attend higher education and you have received notice that you have been accepted at the institution of your choice. This does make you a happy young man. Sitting in your room you are perusing the course choices and you spy the one that interests you most is only offered in the senior year: Advanced masturbation.

This makes you laugh and intrigues you at the same moment. You laugh because you never imagined that there could be a university course in jacking off, let alone a course of advanced studies, and you are more than a little curious because you would definitely love to sign up for this course right here and now. Your imagination begins to heat up and work overtime trying to puzzle out exactly how a course like this could be taught. It would most certainly have to be a ‘hands on’ instructional but whose hands would be on whom?

Would there be the slightest hope of a great-looking, sexy teacher leaning over your desk and as she smiles at you, reaches into your pants to show exactly what the lecture described? Now that really would be a treat. But it seems that advanced masturbation is only open to students in the senior year of their academic program and because this will only be your first year it would be impossible to sign up but it is quite a wonderful idea to look forward to during your entire academic career. And it is agreed that every young man needs something exciting to look forward to at university.

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Hi, I’m Joseph O’Connor. I am a twenty-six year old man from Texas, USA. I fell into writing about sex toys when I was looking for a way to both try new things and explore my body… Things progressed rapidly. It turns out there aren’t many (straight) men that can talk about sex the way I do without getting downright ridiculous. I’m always reading more/learning about the human body and sexual response and always looking for ways to improve my sex life (and that of those I come in contact with)

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