#17 What’s For Dinner?

what's for dinner

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With a little practice a monkey could do it

Safe to try without lubrication


You can put your cock on the menu with this awesome table tossing technique. This one is probably best achieved with some lube, but this jerk off technique works beautifully.

Brace your cock against the unyielding edge of a dining table or some other fixed surface, and with your hips and pelvis doing most of the jerk-off work, you create stimulation through the constant back and forth of pressure on your cock. This is undoubtedly a great jerking off technique, and it does not require too much practice.

Note to self: avoid trying this when your short-sighted granny is sitting at the table, a) because it is not good table manners and b) because she might mistake it for a sausage and stick a fork in it.

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