Describe your best masturbation moment

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You know how it all goes. It is a Saturday afternoon and the girls are having a gin fizz klatch, guzzling and giggling, and discussing the most outrageous things that pop into their heads. Topics of interest cover everything from panty lines to endless club lines, from hairy men to the pros and cons of breast enlargement.

A soft voice wearing long eyelashes starts by telling of her most marvelous moment. It was in a gymnasium of all places, she said. It was a college basketball game and there was this hot tuba player in the fight band and she could not tear her eyes away from his lips pressed to the mouthpiece of his instrument, seeing in her mind those lips pressed against her instrument.

She slipped below the bleachers and found a spot to spy him and found an exquisite climax as the game buzzer sounded. And so it will go, story follows story, and laughter follows giggles. The girls love talking about the best masturbation experiences in their lives. The last story comes from a tall, slim bit of beauty. It was in a club, she told the others. It was a promo night and drinks were almost free and all of the guys certainly were.

A man smiled and offered a shooter, and who can resist a shot of tequila to get the dance motor going. Of course there was chit chat and then a trip to the dance floor which was very crowded with men and boys wiggling their buttocks for all they were worth. On the floor, in front of everyone who cared to look, she had her hand under the skirt and she had the most sensuous masturbation of her life. This story was voted top and a drink was rewarded.

The best masturbation is that time that you want to share with everyone.

About the author

Hi, I’m Joseph O’Connor. I am a twenty-six year old man from Texas, USA. I fell into writing about sex toys when I was looking for a way to both try new things and explore my body… Things progressed rapidly. It turns out there aren’t many (straight) men that can talk about sex the way I do without getting downright ridiculous. I’m always reading more/learning about the human body and sexual response and always looking for ways to improve my sex life (and that of those I come in contact with)

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