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The little sex toy shop on the corner

Scene 1:

It’s Friday evening and four fat guys, regulars, are at the bar, they all have a glass of beer in front of them. They drink. One says: “Hey, what about those Knicks?” “They need a new coach,” says another. There are nods of agreement. They drink and sit in a beery silence for a while. A third drinker pipes up: “What about the Maple Leafs?” “They haven’t got a chance. They would have to actually go to a sex toy shop just to get it up. They stink.” This causes a round of laughter which causes them to order another round of beer. They drink in a quiet way. They drink and drink and an order for another round breaks the silence. The last guy says: “Do you think that Man U can do it again?” And the answer all round is, “Not this year.” They all grunt knowingly a bit and drink again in silence. After this quiet beer they decide it is time to go, damn, because they have to all get home to the ball and chain.

Scene 2:

It’s Friday evening and four handsome athletic guys are sitting around a table in the little sex toy shop on the corner sipping white wine and they are indulging themselves with sushi. On the table are a variety of the products on sale at the shop. The first one says, “My woman loves this vibrator, she says she tingles for an entire day after we use it,” waving a large dildo in the air. “Dude,” says another, “that is the kind of dildo that will make my girl tingle as well. They all clink their glasses together in a toast to the dildo. “It’s the beads that make my girl go crazy,” said a third, “but she always says they are best if she does not have to dance the next day.” This brings howls of laughter out. More wine is poured, more sushi is eaten, and they all smile quietly. They are happy together, sitting in the sex toy shop, eating, drinking and waiting for their women to come and pick them up for a night out on the town.


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Hi, I'm Joseph O'Connor. I am a twenty-six year old man from Texas, USA. I fell into writing about sex toys when I was looking for a way to both try new things and explore my body... Things progressed rapidly. It turns out there aren't many (straight) men that can talk about sex the way I do without getting downright ridiculous. I'm always reading more/learning about the human body and sexual response and always looking for ways to improve my sex life (and that of those I come in contact with).

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