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Privates on parade – how to jerk off in public and not get arrested

Dormitories are rich stomping grounds for the discovery of serial jerk off fiends. The trick such practitioners apply is to wait until they think everyone is asleep. These nocturnal creatures can be found in boarding schools, in military camps or anywhere where men are confined to the same bedroom.

Just allow sufficient hours after lights to go by and you will be able to identify at least one, and probably more likely, two or three jerk-off proficianado’s. What is a proficianado? It is someone proficient at a certain art or skill, in this instance the art of the nocturnal jerk off.

The jerk-off methods are many and varied but a particular favorite is the mattress hump, achieved as if practicing the butterfly swim stroke. This involves thrusting the buttocks up and down ceaselessly against the mattress until climax. You can tell when climax has been reached by the heavy breathing and exhausted state of the practitioner. This method is for the jerk-off fiend who has abandoned all discretion and is quite prepared to put up with creaking springs and even shifting of the bed across the floor to attain satisfaction...