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Masterbation is not only fun but can be funny too

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Has this ever happened to you? You have found what you thought was a secluded spot and you have given in to impulse and desire and spent quite a few splendiferous minutes engaging in the most fun you can have alone, masterbation. And leaving, wiping the sweat from your now less fevered brow you see a couple of guys laughing and making the ever known jerk off sign with their hands. They think it is hilarious that you have been caught with your pants down and hardness in hand, but you do not. Why not? If the act is fun why can it not be funny in itself? If you saw the following situations in a movie would you laugh thinking it worthy of the title: comedy?

Scene 1:

Bob is new at the job in the small bistro kitchen. He has spent most of the morning rubbing past Ana who has the smokiest grey eyes and fabulous Body. Bob is taken aback. He doesn’t know how Ana feels about all this, but Bob knows that if he doesn’t find some relief he will explode. He searches out the vegetable cooler. After looking in every corner he knows it is empty. He sits and closes his eyes and reaches into his jeans and eases his growing self out to be stroked. Bob cannot help but whisper “Ana, Ana, Ana” as his masterbation reaches a climax. Bob sighs and opens his eyes to see Ana herself standing there with a very long and thick cucumber grasped in her hands and a huge grin on her face.

Scene 2

Andy is a delivery messenger and he has always wanted to be on the stage. He makes a delivery to a theatre and has to wait for the signee. He slips through a door and finds himself on the main stage. There is a soft spotlight on a single straightback chair. He can see no one. He walks onto the stage, breathless, knowing that this is his true destiny. In fact he is aroused beyond his own belief as he walks across the stage to the chair and sitting down he cannot help himself. Out comes his throbbing manhood and he strokes and tugs as he, with eyes closed, recites Stanley’s Napoleonic Code speech from A Streetcar Named Desire. He can only groan out the last few words as his pleasure gushes. Suddenly there is a large amount of applause from the seats. His entire performance was watched by the waiting cast.

See, masterbation is more than fun; it certainly can be funny too.


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Hi, I'm Joseph O'Connor. I am a twenty-six year old man from Texas, USA. I fell into writing about sex toys when I was looking for a way to both try new things and explore my body... Things progressed rapidly. It turns out there aren't many (straight) men that can talk about sex the way I do without getting downright ridiculous. I'm always reading more/learning about the human body and sexual response and always looking for ways to improve my sex life (and that of those I come in contact with).

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