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Men, being men, seem to be at the beck and call of their friends and family to put their shoulder to the wheel and help out on tasks that they have no desire to do. They are asked to ‘help manure the garden’ or to ‘give a hand with the new roof’ and to ‘fix Aunt Daisy’s toilet, there’s a dear’. And being docile, men sometimes do these distasteful and time consuming tasks when they really want to shout out: leave me alone!

Think of how pleasant it would be to just say once: sorry I can’t help because I am jacking off. After all a guy’s got to put his foot down and not participate. Do all these people making the unreasonable requests think that just because he is a man, means he is also a draught horse to do all the heavy lifting and moving and reaching that seems to be continually required? The phone rings and he is told that a distant cousin was drunk and parked his car at the bottom of the river and could he help. Hell no, there are better things to do than to haul a car out that has been rendered useless by drowning. Sorry cousin, I have to masturbate today, my schedule is full.

A call comes in to aid and abet in the cleaning of the winter filth out of a pool he never uses. Nope can’t show up, I am jacking off right now and for the rest of the afternoon. Think of how empowering this could be if all and sundry would accept this as a reason to escape doing those dirty jobs that no one would volunteer to do at any cost. So when the weekend or your vacation rolls around perhaps you should fill as many hours of your date scheduler with jacking off as the primary activity instead of leaving the time free to be someone else’s beast of burden.


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Hi, I'm Joseph O'Connor. I am a twenty-six year old man from Texas, USA. I fell into writing about sex toys when I was looking for a way to both try new things and explore my body... Things progressed rapidly. It turns out there aren't many (straight) men that can talk about sex the way I do without getting downright ridiculous. I'm always reading more/learning about the human body and sexual response and always looking for ways to improve my sex life (and that of those I come in contact with).

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